Everything Good That Happened To Me Happened

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

I Don't Want To Tell You How Much Insurance I Carry With The Prudential, But All I Can Say Is: When I Go, They Go Too.

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.

Gags Die, Humor Doesn't.

A Scout Troop Consists Of Twelve Little Kids Dressed Like Schmucks Following A Big Schmuck Dressed Like A Kid.