A Scout Troop Consists Of Twelve Little

Everything Good That Happened To Me Happened By Accident.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

I Believe In Being Honest With Myself. If There's One Thing I Hate It's When A Comedian Is Great And Won't Admit It. I've Never Met One Like That, But If I Did, I'd Hate Them.

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.

Try To Save Something While Your Salary Is Small; It's Impossible To Save After You Begin To Earn More.