Don't People Know That They Don't Have

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.