Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All

The Only Reaction That Frightens Me Is People Not Laughing. It's Extraordinary To Me When You Get A Laugh. That You Can Go In Front Of A Bunch Of People You Never Met Before, You Can Say Some Stuff And They All Laugh In Unison - That's Amazing. It's A Miracle.

I Think It's Better To Have Ideas.

If You're Black, You Got To Look At America A Little Bit Different. You Got To Look At America Like The Uncle Who Paid For You To Go To College, But Who Molested You.

So If You're Black Or Brown, You Can Make Money In America, You Can Get Rich In America... But Whatever You Decide To Do, It Better Be Positive, 'cause If One Person Is Harmed, You Will Be Destroyed. You See Oprah, She Just Be Giving Away Money. She's Doing That To Keep The Feds Off Her Back.

No Matter What Kind Of Backgrounds Two Men Are From, If You Go, 'hey, Man, Women Are Crazy,' You've Got A Friend.