Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All

Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John Kerry Proposing To Her.

I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When They Get A Real No-camera Policy, The Same Way They Did With Smoking.

God Bless America. And No Place Else.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.