Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

If You Live With A Single Parent, You Don't See Compromise. You Witness A Grown Person Living In A World Where They Do What They Want To Do. When You Are Raised By Two Parents, You Are Constantly Watching Compromise Take Place. Just By Observing That, It Made Me A Better Person.

I Think My Best Work Is When I'm Kind Of In Charge.

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.

Most Parts In Comedy, They're Not Really Written For Men. They're Written For, Like, These Boy-men.