Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John

Hollywood's Just Not Funny.

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.

See... Relationships Are Hard, Man. For Order, For Any Relationship To Work, Both People Have To Be On The Same Page, Both People Have To Have The Same Focus, And We All Know What That Page Is. We All Know What That Focus Is. In Order For The Relationship To Work Both People Have To Have The Same Focus, And What's That Focus? That Focus Is All About Her! It's All About Her!

People Are Always Going To, You Know, Find Something Wrong With People Who Are Not The Exact Same As Them. That's Just What It Is. Black, White, Short, Tall, Religions, Whatever. People Are Bad.

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.