I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When

Kids Always Act Up The Most Before They Go To Sleep.

When You Make Comedy, You Make It For The People And You Try To Have As Many Screenings And As Many Tests And You Do Focus Groups And You Read The Cards And You Try To Give The People What They Want In This Comedy.

It's Hard For A Man To Turn Down Sex... If They Chase Us, We Can't Run That Fast.

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.

I'm Like The Hulk On Stage. It's Way Over The Top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I Get Off Stage And Go What Did I Say?! I'll Watch One Of My Stand-up Specials A Year Later And Go Eww, That Was Mean.