Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

Men Are Handicapped When It Comes To Arguing, 'cause We Have A Need To Make Sense.

Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About Anything Else In The Entire World.

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.