Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their Options.

You Could Be Married And Bored Or Single And Lonely. Ain't No Happiness Nowhere.

I Met So Many People After I Got Rich And Famous, And I Learned That You Can't Ultimately Trust People Unless They Were Your Friends When You Were Broke.

I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When They Get A Real No-camera Policy, The Same Way They Did With Smoking.

The Two Best Things You Can Do For A Person Is Have Sex Or Make Them Laugh.