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Before I Was A Comedian, I Thought The Coolest Thing That Would Happen To Me Was Being A Teenager... Boy, Was I Wrong!

The Advantage That My Children Have Is That My Children Are Encountering The Nicest White People That America Has Ever Produced. Let’s Hope America Keeps Producing Nicer White People.

I'm A Rap Comedian The Same Way Bill Cosby Is A Jazz Comedian, Cosby's Laid Back. I'm Like, Bang, Bang Bang, Right Into It.

It's Easier To Get On Show Business, The Hard Part Is To Maintain. Nobody Stays Famous Forever.