The Two Best Things You Can Do

You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks Your Food And Be Mad It Burns Your Fingertips.

Daddy Pays For The Water, Daddy Pays For The Gas, Daddy Pays For The Electricity, And If Daddy Didn't Pay For The Electricity, He'd Pay For The Candle On Your Nightstand, So You Can Study For The Big Test Tomorrow.

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

There's A Difference Between Racism And "i Don't Know Any Better. I'm Clueless." Racism Is Like, "i'm Trying To Make You Feel Bad." That's Racism.