Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.

I Hate When People Go On Tv And Tell You How Hard It Is To Do Animation. No, No, No. Ups Is Hard Work. I’ve Done Some Animation And Here's How Easy It Is. The Easiest Job In The World. I Go In A Booth And I Go, What’s The Line? And The Guy Goes, It’s Time To Go To The Store. And Then I Go, It’s Time To Go To The Store. And Then They Gave Me $1 Million.

You Could Be Married And Bored Or Single And Lonely. Ain't No Happiness Nowhere.

A White Boy That Makes C's In College Can Make It To The White House.

I Can See The Humor In Just About Any Situation. After I Lost My Dad, I Realized That None Of Us Should Take Things Too Seriously, Because Everything Except Death Works Itself Out.