Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms',

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

W. C. Fields, A Lifetime Agnostic, Was Discovered Reading A Bible On His Deathbed. ''i'm Looking For A Loop-hole,'' He Explained.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.