Many A Husband Lives To Regret The

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

An Actor Is A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Taking Praise.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well Makes Up For It During Intermission.