A Bore Finds It Easy To Start

Some Men Take Good Care Of A Car; Others Treat It Like One Of The Family.

A Home In The Country Is What A City Man Hopes To Buy And A Farmer Hopes To Sell.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.