[statistics] Fiction In Its Most Uninteresting Form.

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.

Hope Is Tomorrow's Veneer Over Today's Disappointment.