[statistics] Fiction In Its Most Uninteresting Form.

A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The Power Behind The Drone.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.