A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt

If You Want To Be Successful, You Must Either Have A Chance Or Take One.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

All Men Are Born Equal, But Some Of Them Outgrow It.