A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.

[statistics] The Science That Can Prove Everything Except The Usefulness Of Statistics.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When You Don't Expect A Person To Come Up To Expectations.