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There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.