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Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.

The Chief Ability Of An Executive Should Be His Ability To Recognize Ability.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.