Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.