Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.