Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.