Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.