Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!