Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.