I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.