I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!