I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked

I've Been Writing Jokes Since I'm Fifteen. Not Out Of Happiness, But To Go To A Different Place, Because Reality Wasn't Good To Me.

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

If It Wasn't For Pick-pockets I'd Have No Sex Life At All.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.