He Found A New Way To Cover

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

My Sex Life Is Terrible; My Wife Put A Mirror Over The Dog's Bed. Actually She Did Put A Mirror Over Our Bed. She Says She Likes To Watch Herself Laugh.