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Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Once A Guy Pulled A Knife On Me. I Knew He Wasn't A Professional, The Knife Had Butter On It.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.