He Found A New Way To Cover

Never Guess Your Wife's Size. Just Buy Anything Marked Petite And Hold On To The Receipt.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.