He Found A New Way To Cover

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".