He Found A New Way To Cover

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.