What A Childhood I Had, Why, When

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

She Was So Fat That Her Bikini Is Made Out Of Two Bed Sheets (king-size).

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?