I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.