I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

She Was So Fat That Her Belly Button Makes An Echo.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.