I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!