I Went To A Massage Parlor, It

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.