I Never Go To Movies Where The

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself