I Never Go To Movies Where The

Three Years Ago I Came To Florida Without A Nickel In My Pocket. Now I've Got A Nickel In My Pocket

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.