If I Held You Any Closer I

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

A Moose Is An Animal With Horns On The Front Of Its Head And A Hunting Lodge Wall On The Back Of It

Now There's A Man With An Open Mind - You Can Feel The Breeze From Here!

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.