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Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.