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If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stood In Line To Get Your Picture Taken With A Freak Of Nature.

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.