You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

In My Life, I Have Driven Some Crappy Vehicles. But I Have Never Been So Desperate For A Vehicle That I Wanted A Used Rental Car.

People Should See Your Faith. If All You Do Is Talk About Your Faith And People Don't See It, But They Ought To See It In The Way You Treat Your Family, You Treat Your Friends, You Treat Your Community.

You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.