Look Out For Number One And Try

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.