Look Out For Number One And Try

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.