Look Out For Number One And Try

After I Got Divorced, I Said To Myself, I Will Never, Ever Get Married Again. It Was In Cement. I Went Through A Really Rough Twenty-five Years, But It Happened Again. I Fell In Love. I Told Her, Baby, I Don't Want A Prenuptial Agreement. This Is It. Everyone Told Me I Was Nuts. Well, My New Wife And I Are Married Six Years And We Get Along Great. You Can Make Anything Work If You're Both Givers.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.