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I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

I Went To A Gay Bar, They Wanted Proof Of Sex So I Showed Them, They Said It Wasn't Enough.

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My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.