List of Bobby Heenan Quotes

Just Look At The Way He Hangs In Mid Air!

Hawaii's The 50th State? I Thought It Was A Suburb Of Guam.

There's The Downtown Area Of Tupelo. Did You See The Skyscrapers? Two Stories.

Oh, I Knew He Was Gonna Do That. I Just Knew He Was Gonna Do That. He Don't Need Jannetty. I Told You That Off And On.

When The Phenoix Suns Are Missing Two Basketballs, They'll Know Where To Look!

You Can Win, It'll Just Cost You Some Money.

If You Ever Had Your Moon Salted You'd Know How Painful That Could Be.

Have You Ever Been To Glens Falls? The City Limits Signs Are On The Same Post.

You Don't Have To Yell At Me Schiavone. I'm Not Blind!

Are There Any Swamps In Oklahoma? Yes, There Is. It's Called Tulsa.

I'd Love To Be Popular In Barcelona. That Sounds Like A Fun Job

Obviously Some Cheap Motel Is Missing A Shower Curtain.