Life's But A Day At Most.

Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.