Life's But A Day At Most.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

My Major Contribution To The Format Was To Suggest That I Be Able To Step Out Of The Plot And Speak Directly To The Audience, And Then Be Able To Go Right Back Into The Action. That Was An Original Idea Of Mine; I Know It Was Because I Originally Stole It From Thornton Wilder's Play Our Town.

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.