Life's But A Day At Most.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.

People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate Getting For My Eighty-seventh Birthday. I Tell Them, A Paternity Suit.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

I Look To The Future Because That's Where I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life.