Life's But A Day At Most.

I'm Very Pleased To Be Here. Let's Face It, At My Age I'm Very Pleased To Be Anywhere.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.