Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

At Home We Ate Fish Every Friday, As Catholics Were Then Supposed To Do. Being Jewish, I Compromised. I Wore A Hat When I Ate Fish, Out Of Respect For My Own Religion And The Fish's Family.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.