Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

I Like Women To Be Attracted To Me. See, When You Get 60 Years Old, And They Know You're 60, The Only Women You Can Get Are 55-year-old Women, And I Like Younger Women.

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.