Adam Sandler Quotes

The Canteen Boy, The Reason You Feel Bad For Him And You Can Laugh Is Because He, And I Guess A Lot Of My Characters, They Don't Notice They're Getting Made Fun Of. So They'll Say Something Back That's Not That Great A Quip, But In Their Mind They Won The Argument.

Eat Turkey All Night Long, 50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong.

Snl Is A Home. You've Got All Of Your Brothers And Sisters There, And It's A Great Time.

God Gave Me Some Weird, Beautiful Scent That Makes Men And Women Go Crazy. People Compare It To Carvel. It Is A Whale Of A Smell.

I Prefer Musicals, Because I Am The Best Dancer Who Ever Lived. The Best Plies, The Best Sashays, And By Far The Best-smelling Capezios.

I Never Want Movie Theaters Go Away. It Is The Greatest Time Out On The Town. You Go Out, It's A Great Place To Go, Great Location, Great Hang, Great Date, Good Place To Be With Friends. But As An Actor Who Works Hard At Making Movies, I Am Glad That No Matter What People Can See Your Movie On. It's Hard To Keep A Theater For Long Time; There Are So Many Movies, So When You Leave A Theater, You're Just Glad There's A Life For Your Movie.

I Wanted To Make Sure That I Did One Movie In My Career That Mothers Hug Me For.

When I'm Up There, And I Know The Show's Coming To A Close, In My Head I'm Saying To Myself, Oh Man, You Gotta Get Off And Be A Normal Person Again. That's What I Don't Like So Much.

Bedtime Stories Were Definitely A Big Part Of My Life Because I Was Just So Excited My Father Was Talking To Me.

I'm Getting Older, And It Happens. You Don't Care As Much. I Don't Care About Too Much Anymore. I've Got To Think About That A Little Bit.

I Grew Up In A House That Liked To Be Funny. Everybody Liked To Be Funny. My Family's Been...we've Been Enjoying Each Other's Comedy For Years.

We Just Bought This House. It's Too Big. It's Like 400,000 Square Feet, Or Something. We Got An Indoor Lake And Ski Slope In The House! It's Just Too Big.