Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.