In The Human Race Today, You Came

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.