I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.