One Day The "don't Knows" Will Get

In The Human Race Today, You Came Last.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!