I Have The Body Of An Eighteen

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

We Haven't Got A Plan So Nothing Can Go Wrong!

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.