I Have The Body Of An Eighteen

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

A Lot Of Learning Canbe A Little Thing.

God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.