I Have The Body Of An Eighteen

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.