Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs

If We're All God's Children, What's So Special About Jesus?

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil. Rohypnol

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.

I Was In The South Of France. I Saw A Brownie On A School Trip. She Was Holding Up A Book. It Said On The Front 'rough Guide'. I Thought: 'yeah' She's Not A Looker.