Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs

I Go Around The Country And Do A Simple Gag Like, 'the Property Ladder Is Now A Snake' And Get A Real Laugh.

More People Are Going Out To Comedy Shows Than They Were Before.

I Am Trying To Release Endorphins Here. I Am Not Preaching To You - I Am Trying To Make You Laugh.

Staying In Luxury Hotels Still Gives Me A Kick, Especially Oulton Hall In Yorkshire. I'd Stay In A Hotel For The Breakfast And Room Service.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."