My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.

Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was Older. I Think That's Partly Down To Confidence.

I Think They Got It Wrong With Saddam Hussein. They Thought He Had The A-bomb. Instead He Had A Bomb.

Even If You're Doing The National Insurance Awards, There's Still That Excitement When You Wonder Who Is Going To Win, Er, Best Premiums.

A Lady With A Clipboard Stopped Me In The Street The Other Day. She Said, 'can You Spare A Few Minutes For Cancer Research?' I Said, 'all Right, But We Won't Get Much Done.'