More People Are Going Out To Comedy

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

A Lady With A Clipboard Stopped Me In The Street The Other Day. She Said, 'can You Spare A Few Minutes For Cancer Research?' I Said, 'all Right, But We Won't Get Much Done.'

I Go Around The Country And Do A Simple Gag Like, 'the Property Ladder Is Now A Snake' And Get A Real Laugh.

If We're All God's Children, What's So Special About Jesus?