Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.