Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.