They'll Always Be An England, Even If

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.