They'll Always Be An England, Even If

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.