They'll Always Be An England, Even If

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.