They'll Always Be An England, Even If

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.