There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.