Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.