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It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To Going Good Till There's A Few Resignations

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.