Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge,

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.

All My Friends Are Dying. That's Why I Always Wear Black.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.