Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well,

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years 'young'; It's Like Saying Al Roker Is 320 Pounds 'thin'.

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.