Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them

If You Don't Think That All Life Is Improvisation, Then You Haven't Been Paying Attention. Life Is What Happens To You While You're Making Other Plans.

I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.