Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes

I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift Certificate. She Used It As A Down Payment On A Mink Coat.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.