Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Middleman Between Fred Allen And Henny Youngman.

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.