Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes

Marriage Is One Of The Few Institutions That Allow A Man To Do As His Wife Pleases.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.

This Man's Wife Told Him, "for Christmas, Surprise Me." On Christmas Eve He Leaned Over Where She Was Sleeping And Said, "boo!"

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!