Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!