Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes

I Bought My Son An Indestructible Toy. Yesterday He Left It In The Driveway. It Broke My Car.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

Valentine's Day Is The Day When You Remember That Cupid Was A Lousy Shot.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.