Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.