I Bought My Son A Bat For

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.