I Bought My Son A Bat For

My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In Her Stockings - My Brother.

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.