I Bought My Son A Bat For

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.