I Bought My Son A Bat For

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?