I Bought My Son A Bat For

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

Our Tree Was So Puny We Used Orthopedic Bulbs.

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.