Jesus Is Still Up In Heaven, Thumbing

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.

I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was Married For Two Years.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.