If I Get Married Again, I Want

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

There's Always 30 Or 40 Christians Standing Around, Saying, "it's A Shame That He Has To Die." And Jesus Is Saying, "well, Maybe I Wouldn't Have To If Somebody Would Get A Ladder And Pair Of Pliers!!"

Real Comedy Doesn't Just Make People Laugh And Think, But Makes Them Laugh And Change.

When Has Stand-up Comedy Been Kind To Anyone? It Goes After Anyone Who's The Target. Comedy Attacks, Man.